Options for enlightement

Enlightenment, also known simply as E, is a compositing and stacking window manager for the X Window System.

If you try out 'enlightenment --help' then you will see a option as

Options: 
  -good
            Be good.

  -evil
            Be evil.
 -psychotic
            Be psychotic. -i-really-know-what-i-am-doing-and-accept-full-responsibility-for-it
             If you need this help, you don't need this option.

It is really difficult to choose the option. :D

talk filters

# pacman -Ss talkfilters

community/talkfilters 2.3.8-2 [installed]
    Filters to translate text into dialects that GNU finds funny

# cat I_have_a_dream.txt

 I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

 dubya :-  George "Dubya" Bush
#  cat I_have_a_dream.txt | dubya

I have a dream that one day this natification will rise up and live out the true meanin' of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evidentification, that all men is created equabable."

 cockney :- Londoner accent
# cat I_have_a_dream.txt | cockney

I 'ave a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the bloomin' true meanin' o' its creed: "We 'old these truths ter be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

 kraut :- German accent
# cat I_have_a_dream.txt | kraut

 I hafe a dream dat ein day das nation vill r-r-rise up und life out ze true meaninkt uff its kreed: "Ve hold dese truds to be self-efident, dat all men are kreated equal."

 pirate :- Pirate talk
 # cat I_have_a_dream.txt | pirate

 I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out th' true meaning o' its creed: "We hold these truths t' be self-evident, by Blackbeard's sword, that all men be created equal."

:D

Figlet and Toilet

figlet display large characters made up of ordinary screen characters.

toilet display large colourful characters

Although, the command names; figlet and toilet looks meaning less (or misleading), they are short form for Frank, Ian and Glen’s letters and The Other Implementation’s letters, respectively.

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Cowsay

Cowsay generates an ASCII picture of a cow saying  something  provided by  the  user.   If  run with no arguments, it accepts standard input, word-wraps the message given at about 40 columns, and prints  the  cow saying the given message on standard output.

Best way to use cow is to redirect its output to wall. And I am not talking about cowshit. 

fortune

Man page for the fortune says

fortune - print a random, hopefully interesting, adage

Interesting! Isn't it?

Apt-get moo

apt-get is packages handling utility for Debian based system. Although, its very powerful tool for installing/reinstalling/removing Linux applications, one of its subcommand is complete useless. 

But, Its funny! Isn't It?